wessasaurus-rex:

Alright guys so it’s almost 2 in the morning and I was just about to slumber and than I sat up and almost screamed because 

I was struck with a realization and discovered the ultimate truth of the universe 

Teletubbies are called Teletubbies because they have televisions in their stomachs 

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fuckyeah-nerdery:

cranzerries:

cranzerries:

I dream to someday run a companies twitter

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Can we just talk about Smart Car doing math on how much bird shit it would take to damage their cars?

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