• me: i need to sleep
  • me: *masturbates*

penguintim:

"America is a land of freedom!!11!!"

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(via ruinedchildhood)

  • parents: honey, it's time for the sex talk
  • me: what do you wanna know

crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

(Source: star-loser, via mapurrr)

sluttygrandma:

do you ever daydream of dressing boys in better clothes

(via thefirebendingtitanshifter)

transfolk:

when ur group of privileged friends are laughing about something terrible and offensive

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(via thugimouto)